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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2311
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About minder97 : I am from Canada, love to go to the beach, golf and chill in the sun. my family owns two golf courses :] Tweet me at: jasmine_harnden

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minder97's favorite FMLs

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29316) - you deserved it (3538)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

#18003524
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35742) - you deserved it (2346)

On 10/17/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by minder97 - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

#18002643
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13837) - you deserved it (19238)

On 10/16/2011 at 10:50pm - work - by Kate - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44991) - you deserved it (5043)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47383) - you deserved it (7311)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17165) - you deserved it (24855)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML

#17933094
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29446) - you deserved it (2444)

On 10/08/2011 at 2:48am - health - by ohgawd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

#17906295
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36212) - you deserved it (10978)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

#17892282
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21876) - you deserved it (1891)

On 10/02/2011 at 11:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

#17880531
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (4181)

On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

#17861695
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39422) - you deserved it (2743)

On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35970) - you deserved it (2898)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11972) - you deserved it (31135)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

#17790312
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39777) - you deserved it (2286)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

#17790312
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39777) - you deserved it (2286)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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