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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2310
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About minder97 : I am from Canada, love to go to the beach, golf and chill in the sun. my family owns two golf courses :] Tweet me at: jasmine_harnden

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minder97's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

#18646853
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32448) - you deserved it (2681)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17528) - you deserved it (27103) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

#18642510
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8339) - you deserved it (36666)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:03am - misc - by nolife - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

#18642510
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8339) - you deserved it (36666)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:03am - misc - by nolife - United States

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17110) - you deserved it (50320)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

#18594969
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15615) - you deserved it (38759)

On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12846) - you deserved it (61551)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11308) - you deserved it (48485)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29286) - you deserved it (8918)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29899) - you deserved it (6014)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37618) - you deserved it (3096)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
500 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48783) - you deserved it (5912)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46597) - you deserved it (4382)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was wearing cheap new black underwear, and some of its fibers had stuck themselves to my knob, making it look like a weird fleshy caterpillar. I didn't get lucky. FML

#18326133
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26219) - you deserved it (18820)

On 11/23/2011 at 11:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34850) - you deserved it (11626)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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