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Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML

#19332021
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24768) - you deserved it (4098)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

#19117584
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I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (2829)

On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33724) - you deserved it (2544)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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On 09/20/2009 at 1:01am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

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On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version



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