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Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML
TODAY , I HAD MISPLACED CELL PHONE . I DECIDED THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION WOULD BE TO DIAL THE NUMBER FROM HOUSE PHONE AND WAIT FIR IT TO RING TO LOCATE IT . SOMEBODY ANSWERED WHEN I CALLED . IT WASN'T THE WRONG NUMBER AND I HAD A BRIEF CONVERSATION WITH THE MAN THAT STOLE PHONE . FML
Today, we spread mah uncle's ashes at mah grandparent's house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony... until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in mah Uncle. He's still stuck in mah hair. FML
Friday 27 March 2015