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mimi_isabella

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About mimi_isabella : Howdy y'all!
Volleyball for life.
Tall girls for the win.
Born and raised in the south
No creeps and no kik!!
Feel free to message me!

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Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50302) - you deserved it (4798)

On 05/26/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by megangubler - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

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273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49049) - you deserved it (3953)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36117) - you deserved it (4456)

On 12/19/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

#20986479
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56245) - you deserved it (4777)

On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

#20986378
221 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

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141 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

#20985907
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45664) - you deserved it (2988)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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