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mimi_isabella
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mimi_isabella : Howdy y'all!
Volleyball for life.
Tall girls for the win.
Born and raised in the south
No creeps and no kik!!
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Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (3522)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34042) - you deserved it (3943)

On 12/19/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54054) - you deserved it (4167)

On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

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219 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

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142 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44020) - you deserved it (2850)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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