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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 November 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 384
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mimi_fails : I have the memory of a fish.

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Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10443) - you deserved it (51862)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad and I found in my house a water filter that has not been changed in over 20 years. We have been drinking that water that has been going through a filter that had more colors than a rainbow on it. FML

#6949871
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22582) - you deserved it (8243)

On 12/26/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by shithole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

#6722392
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40372) - you deserved it (3466)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML

#6479352
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28287) - you deserved it (2337)

On 11/27/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Fmyoffice (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70171) - you deserved it (12067)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

#4983911
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43205) - you deserved it (2623)

On 09/01/2009 at 8:04pm - health - by Misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
748 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16243) - you deserved it (68691)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
230 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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