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mimi_animee

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 950
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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mimi_animee's favorite FMLs

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

#19328317
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26163) - you deserved it (4161)

On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36424) - you deserved it (3538)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

#18061589
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14949) - you deserved it (46236)

On 10/24/2011 at 5:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52004) - you deserved it (16585)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

#18003683
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33970) - you deserved it (2399)

On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26718) - you deserved it (3134)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25101) - you deserved it (4816)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

#17547358
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24574) - you deserved it (4580)

On 08/22/2011 at 11:58am - misc - by socialdisease - United States (New York)

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27847) - you deserved it (3343)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32477) - you deserved it (12381)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97144) - you deserved it (10748)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51313) - you deserved it (4584)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37865) - you deserved it (10293)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13401) - you deserved it (47444)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

#16017887
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21669) - you deserved it (41328)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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