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mimi_animee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1458
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About mimi_animee : William Haynes is my spirit animal

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Visits<b>Soninuva</b> - one hour ago<b>sabres5730</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:39pm<b>Bassist_Ibanez</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:24pm<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 3:17am<b>logan3578</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 11:55am<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:11pm<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:08pm<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:49am<b>JustBecausePie</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:03pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 8:35am<b>Scryll</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 1:33am<b>ShadJV</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 12:00am<b>sandman676</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:33pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:22pm<b>Bewix</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 11:11pm<b>khloelpcn</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:20pm<b>EyesofStone</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 12:43pm<b>Hieroglyph</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 3:37am

Fucked!<b>JustBecausePie</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 4:03am<b>nightwings</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 12:32pm<b>conivore723</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 11:52pm<b>MrCrazy99</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 12:33pm<b>CCRider</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 4:15pm

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mimi_animee's favorite FMLs

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML

#20085042
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (2095)

On 09/23/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by creepedasfuck (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to run an errand while my parents helped unpack boxes in my new house. When I returned, my dad said to me, "I wasn't going to say anything, but we 'did it.' I'll let you figure out which room". FML

#20084453
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22023) - you deserved it (1738)

On 09/23/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

#20083352
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27464) - you deserved it (27436)

On 09/22/2012 at 10:06am - intimacy - by holyshitbatman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

#20082521
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20102) - you deserved it (2447)

On 09/21/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Pissed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62582) - you deserved it (3324)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

#20052962
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20559) - you deserved it (49089)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

#20050522
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15892) - you deserved it (8118)

On 08/31/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by baconlady (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35480) - you deserved it (1876)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29604) - you deserved it (1735)

On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

#20024681
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31523) - you deserved it (7518)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
480 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50565) - you deserved it (4720)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
588 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14250) - you deserved it (56276) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

#19328317
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28263) - you deserved it (4395)

On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)



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