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mimi809o
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About mimi809o : Hello FML stalker!! just kidding, you're not a stalker :)
I'm Mika, and I have so many FML's on a day to day basis that it is ridiculous!! So feel free to message me anytime! I am really quite a friendly person with a lot of piercings, a tattoo, a stoner life and an understanding of the bigger issues in life. My body is 17, but my mind is 33. If that makes sense 😂
I also feel to share that I am bisexual lmao so there's that☺️
Happy Fucking, y'all😘😘😘

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mimi809o's favorite FMLs

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

#21198840
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55238) - you deserved it (11340)

On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML

#20938804
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40625) - you deserved it (4514)

On 10/30/2013 at 3:03am - animals - by meow (woman) - United States

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML

#20938804
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40625) - you deserved it (4514)

On 10/30/2013 at 3:03am - animals - by meow (woman) - United States

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

#20907968
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44025) - you deserved it (3107)

On 10/05/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by CelibateHero (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

#20649343
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49261) - you deserved it (11064)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

#20475517
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32251) - you deserved it (5480)

On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I told my mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luther King Jr. day. She then insisted that I had to go to school because that is "only for black people." FML

#20461178
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36570) - you deserved it (2594)

On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

#20456674
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46443) - you deserved it (7937)

On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML

#20456464
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30262) - you deserved it (2444)

On 01/13/2013 at 1:15am - kids - by hiccups - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

#20451560
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31531) - you deserved it (8909)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

#20446338
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28174) - you deserved it (4553)

On 01/07/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

#20193303
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23871) - you deserved it (4625)

On 12/06/2012 at 12:35am - work - by SpanishInFrenchClass (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML

#20129928
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31423) - you deserved it (10195)

On 10/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

#20013194
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9215) - you deserved it (28640)

On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

#20012782
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (16407)

On 08/10/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe



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