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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1979 (34 years)
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Today, my manager came in and said "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who left the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17324) - you deserved it (42332)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:03am - work - by Alice (woman) - United States

Today, after work, I parked in the parking lot I go to every day to let heavy traffic go by. As I was about to leave, two cops suddenly yanked me out of the car and arrested me for "stocking," as they spelled it on the report. Some paranoid girl thought I was parking there every day to watch her. FML

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22208) - you deserved it (74776)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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93 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 8:48am - kids - by Jess (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML

#2373894
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41205) - you deserved it (9867)

On 05/28/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by Princess (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML

#2373894
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41205) - you deserved it (9867)

On 05/28/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by Princess (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

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155 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States



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