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milovenables

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About milovenables : I am a guy who likes other guys feel free to message me.

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milovenables's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML

#21495829
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24521) - you deserved it (5235)

On 11/23/2015 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Stuby14 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

#21059471
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50073) - you deserved it (7020)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

#20996030
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58111) - you deserved it (7570)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt



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