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Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

#20035593
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28084) - you deserved it (3819)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by Confused (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

#20027548
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39680) - you deserved it (2335)

On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

#20009332
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31245) - you deserved it (3353)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

#19996058
203 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

#19995628
175 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

#19988832
158 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 9:26am - misc - by anonymous - Lebanon

Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

#19958598
79 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by ThatGirl (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
37 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
220 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML

#19350578
149 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
230 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
126 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32245) - you deserved it (15852)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31283) - you deserved it (4785)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States



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