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Visits<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:03am<b>keiNan</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 2:18am<b>linemanjason</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 10:14pm<b>Steffi3</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 6:19am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:54pm<b>noah_sutton</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:12pm

Fucked!<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:03pm<b>linemanjason</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 4:14am

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Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31508) - you deserved it (3299)

On 12/03/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by crazy cat lady - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I was grading work my students had done with a sub. I realized one student had gotten hold of the teachers' edition of the textbook when I read ten papers in a row that had "Student answers may vary" as the answer to problem number four. My students can't even cheat properly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53034) - you deserved it (5260)

On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)



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