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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 950
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mille1011 : I love to chat with new people. Come and talk to me I don't bite. :)

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today I woka up with mah aya swollan half shut. To spara tha ambarrassmant, I askd mah mom if I could stay homa from school. Sha said no, but also attamptd to maka ma faal battar by saying that with mah aya, mah acna was unnoticaabla. FML

#15796030
58 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by madi - United States (California)

2day mah boyfriend punched a hole in a door . This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made . We r 4 months into our year lease . I don't think we r getting our $720 deposit back . FML

#15781081
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On 04/14/2011 at 2:59am - money - by Username -

Today, I fild ma taxes. As a divorcée wit cildren, I was supposd to get $3,500 back from te IRS. Alas, ma ex's new wife already fild wit ma cildren, wo don't live wit er. I now owe te IRS $250. FML

#15708365
253 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 12:07pm - money - by fuckmylifeLulu - United States (Texas)

I returned home to find the key to looool my mailbox missing . I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15 . I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox . FML

#15636997
130 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 3:47pm - money - by DaisyMay (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I fell going down te stairs to te subway platform during rus our. Someone was kind enoug to elp me up an someone else was kind enoug to steal my iPone wic ad fallen out of my pocket an landed nearby. FML

#15581921
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On 03/31/2011 at 10:42pm - money - by blegh - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML

#15504213
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On 03/26/2011 at 9:28pm - money - by fml - United States

Today My Expensive Multi-feature Water Proof Watc Was Destroyed... By Water. FML

#15355346
169 comments

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On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

TODAY, I GOT ARRESTED 4 SHOPLIFTING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE, THAT I STOLE A ONE DOLLAR BOTTLE OF CHOCOLATE MILK, OR THAT I DIDN'T HAVE THE DOLLAR TO PAY 4 IT. FML

#15304512
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On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

yesterday I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on mah iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

#15250812
113 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm - intimacy - by prdept. (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today,hile having sex , I thought I was having an orgasm fir the first time . Turns out I was just hyperventilating . FML

#15237271
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On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

yesterday ma girlfriend tougt it would be sexy to stick er finger up ma ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finis. Afterward, se said, 'Now you know ow it feels. FML

#15165919
340 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY , WHILA GATTING IT ON WITH MAH BOYFRIAND , I DACIDD TO BA SPONTANAOUS AND DO SOMATHING SAXY. I STARTD TAKING HIS UNDARWAAR OFF WITH MAH TAATH. MY TAATH DRAGGD OVAR HIS SHAFT , AND MAH BRACAS CUT UP HIS FORASKIN IN THA PROCASS. NOW HA'S NOT TALKING TO MA. FML

#15162560
259 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , boyfriand walkd in on ma in tha bathroom. That's how ha found out that I wax nipplas. FML

#15063215
146 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States

Today, I went to mah boyfriend's house an sat aroundhile he played video games. He turned to me an could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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213 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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