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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 846
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mille1011 : I love to chat with new people. Come and talk to me I don't bite. :)

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

#17047649
200 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

#17025215
226 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 4:41am - intimacy - by wronged - Singapore

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
391 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML

#16752428
208 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

#16451971
333 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
105 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML

#15919634
141 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML

#15919542
162 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
244 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, at work my boss told me I have been late, under-productive, and using up a lot of sick days. He says my job is on the line. My reason for barely showing up at work: I've been on maternity leave for 6 weeks. FML

#15917081
107 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 7:41am - work - by Aginsafa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

#15911784
93 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

#15907460
134 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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