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millagramssxe
  • Town/Country : Dannemora, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying hysterically and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." He continued crying for a good twenty minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46767) - you deserved it (4125)

On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44405) - you deserved it (8167)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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