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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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millagramssxe's favorite FMLs

Today, my son gave me some flowers for Mother's Day. Unfortunately, the only time I can enjoy them is when I go into the bathroom where they are kept so the cat doesn't eat them. FML

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49229) - you deserved it (4447)

On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (46287) - you deserved it (8711)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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