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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 252
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31377) - you deserved it (2546)

On 11/09/2014 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29226) - you deserved it (3316)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:39pm - love - by grossedout -

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34515) - you deserved it (3629)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my son gave me some flowers for Mother's Day. Unfortunately, the only time I can enjoy them is when I go into the bathroom where they are kept so the cat doesn't eat them. FML

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (46365) - you deserved it (8724)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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