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Today, my local USPS delivery man refused to deliver any more packages to my house, because in the past, my dogs have barked at him and he feels threatened. He also filed a complaint about our house because apparently my driveway has branches that, to him, are considered "hazardous." FML
by 18emikot / 08/03/2015 at 11:26pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/09/2014 at 1:49pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Love
by darquedraconian / 05/11/2014 at 10:27pm / United States (South Dakota) / Kids
by -_- / 01/12/2014 at 3:03am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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