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milkaxlushh
  • Town/Country : arizona
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 November 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 294
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About milkaxlushh : Milka. Thirteen. Music. TokioHotel. Friends. Family.

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Today, at work my arms were full. I needed to get the door open, so instead of pushing the swing door open with my shoulder, I kicked it open with my foot. Right into my manager's face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27544) - you deserved it (8104)

On 06/05/2009 at 11:36pm - work - by hellogoodbye (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I'm hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then I fainted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37579) - you deserved it (4035)

On 06/05/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by Emcee (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32904) - you deserved it (11474)

On 06/05/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by becstar90 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31298) - you deserved it (26037)

On 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by bluehairedfreakgirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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