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About milkaxlushh : Milka. Thirteen. Music. TokioHotel. Friends. Family.

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Today , at work mah arms were full . I needed to get the door open , so instead of pushing the swing door open with mah shoulder , I kicked it open with mah foot . Right into mah manager's face . FML


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On 06/05/2009 at 11:36pm - work - by hellogoodbye (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was graduation day, an the very first time I'm hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stard at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then I faintd.


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On 06/05/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by Emcee (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today , I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color an only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture , the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up , too. FML


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On 06/05/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by becstar90 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking down te sidewalk and eard a little grl ask er dady I ad blue air. He said, ( Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid tings. ) FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by bluehairedfreakgirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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