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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 January 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I explained to my sister that the reason she isn't getting job offers is probably because her résumé is in Comic Sans and contains TXT language and a lot of typos. She thanked me for my help by calling me a "clueless horse-fucker" and telling me to shut my mouth. FML


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