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Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 12:33pm - misc - by Jorgina226 - United States (Texas)
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How is the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)
Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML
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Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 8:36am - misc - by sasquatch21 (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend was going to propose to me about three months ago. I was completely surprised and asked why he didn't. At that time, I had told him to stop looking at me like that and go buy me some damn tacos. I was 2 months pregnant then. Now he wants to wait a couple of years. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 4:40pm - love - by cowgurl91 - Sent from mobile version
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 5:45am - love - by Chewy (man) - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom. She thought the guy that worked there was cute, so she decided to ask him out on a date, for me, adding "she's too desperate to do it herself." FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by christyyy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I discovered that the dust bunny I've been stepping over for the last month is actually a dead rat. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 2:31pm - misc - by omg (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by MorganRox26 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, the instructions on my new IKEA bed made me cry. It includes a picture of a person working alone with a frown crossed out and is replaced by two smiling people working together. I have no one in my life to help me. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by hatelife (woman) - United States (New York)
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