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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1211
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had a mild allergic reaction from eating pasta salad. I told my mom that I might be allergic to the parsley, since it was the only ingredient that I don't eat often. She made me eat a sprig of it to "make sure." Now my face is covered in hives. FML

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On 08/22/2011 at 10:17pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML

#17259270
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29266) - you deserved it (2591)

On 07/25/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by ypsitucky (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

#15129927
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14254) - you deserved it (49166)

On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26215) - you deserved it (3487)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version



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