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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1353
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mikepzz : I'm a Heavy equipment mechanic, race car driving, bad ass motherfucker :D

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Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML

#20522482
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53919) - you deserved it (3922)

On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

#20510821
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35461) - you deserved it (5378)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Botswana (North-East)

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML

#20484368
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33707) - you deserved it (2413)

On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

#20465889
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60398) - you deserved it (6948)

On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55698) - you deserved it (9886)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my car is still in the shop, so I asked my psycho brother to drive me to the mall. He sped up to nearly 20km over the speed limit, so I shouted for him to stop before he got us both killed. He hit the brakes in the middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML

#20401140
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22173) - you deserved it (7280)

On 12/15/2012 at 7:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7386) - you deserved it (32504)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

#19555770
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25395) - you deserved it (3711)

On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10282) - you deserved it (49273)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34945) - you deserved it (4070)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88095) - you deserved it (14705)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

#4390230
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42443) - you deserved it (10934)

On 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by sandwichsex (man) - United States (California)

Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

#2433672
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52334) - you deserved it (23255)

On 05/30/2009 at 2:04pm - animals - by lfssecond - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML

#1791192
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23520) - you deserved it (79465)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by Jeremy (man) - United States (California)

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

#1382761
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92025) - you deserved it (22156)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)



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