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Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32248) - you deserved it (66221)

On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by badgrandchild - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55855) - you deserved it (35612)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whatdoyoudo (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23160) - you deserved it (71451)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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