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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 November 1977 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 210
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About mikelust1977 : Single and enjoying life.

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Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16593) - you deserved it (41361)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49526) - you deserved it (8054)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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1236 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1151563) - you deserved it (115640)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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