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I helpd an elderly lady puttd a bookshelf in her car . She then thankd me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot . FML

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On 06/19/2013 at 9:09pm - work - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after discovering that our son is looool already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him!! ( Remember, son, it's all about the clit ), wasn't wat I had in mind!! FML

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Taday I tried to show mah boyfriend's mom a picture of mah prom dress on mah phone. She scrolled to the right to fine a picture of her son , naked.

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On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

Today, I Finishd A Dance Competition. With Competitions, It Requres U To Wear A Lot Of Makeup Like False Eyelashes And Rd Lipstick. I Went Into A Starbucks To Get A Coffee And A Boy Around 18 Askd Me, In All Seriousness,hat My Rate Is Fir One Night. FML

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On 05/05/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by dancer, not a hooker... - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Tried To Whimsically Serenade Me By Throwing Rocks At Mah Apartment Window And Singing. He Got The Wrong Window. Another Guy Answered, And Now He Thinks I'm Cheating On Him. FML

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On 03/25/2013 at 10:48am - love - by Faaccckkk (woman) - United States

Today , I walkd into tha room nakd whila mah wifa was on tha computar to surprisa har. Sha smild , put down har laptop and laft for tha bathroom so I startd jarking it in anticipation. It was raally faaling good until mah wifa's bast friand , who was on Skypa , startd giggling. FML

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On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

yesterday ma usband woke up, rolled over, an said, "Good morning, beautiful." He asn't called me tat in monts, but as I was about to reply, I realized e was talking to is pet turtle, not me. FML

#20549421
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On 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm - love - by Maggie - United States

Today... boyfriend told me I was selfish for ( choosing ) to start period on his day off from work. FML

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On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

yesterday I was making out with mah girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to mah crotch. She felt mah erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig fir "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

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On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

Today, mah daughter's bd broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountain of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bd broke. FML

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On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY , THE POLICE CALLED AND TOLD ME THAT THEY HAD ALEX IN CUSTODY. APPARENTLY , SHE HAD PUBLIC SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN AND WANTS ME TO COME BAIL HER OUT. ALEX IS MY MOM. BIG FAT FML

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On 12/29/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by runescapeftw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together!! Everything was going perfect until the endhen I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me!! I can't even get a girl in dreams!! mega FML

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On 05/27/2009 at 5:48am - love - by xpxp2002 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, My Dog Was Watching Me And Started To Have A Hard-on, Fir Half An Hour . FML

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