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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1735
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

#316
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18682) - you deserved it (9670)

On 11/17/2008 at 12:04am - work - by Tomtom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

#316
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18682) - you deserved it (9670)

On 11/17/2008 at 12:04am - work - by Tomtom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

#316
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18682) - you deserved it (9670)

On 11/17/2008 at 12:04am - work - by Tomtom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27726) - you deserved it (15807)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (5458)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22332) - you deserved it (12182)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26864) - you deserved it (8475)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
229 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53558) - you deserved it (5437)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46376) - you deserved it (16181)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
226 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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