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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1780
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About mikchippy : go hIfreann le mo shaol-sa!

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Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

#466
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22796) - you deserved it (3477)

On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

#459
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22631) - you deserved it (3359)

On 12/06/2008 at 7:14am - love - by Sybille - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22136) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41156) - you deserved it (5989)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30009) - you deserved it (1884)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11707) - you deserved it (37440)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54372) - you deserved it (3325)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28742) - you deserved it (2303)

On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

#386
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37931) - you deserved it (8921)

On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

#376
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24624) - you deserved it (3715)

On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28539) - you deserved it (14170)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7667) - you deserved it (31071)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22497) - you deserved it (21512)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43066) - you deserved it (7961)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

#316
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18725) - you deserved it (9675)

On 11/17/2008 at 12:04am - work - by Tomtom - Sent from mobile version



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