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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2046
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About mikchippy : go hIfreann le mo shaol-sa!

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mikchippy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22177) - you deserved it (6452)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25679) - you deserved it (5793)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29584) - you deserved it (2865)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45857) - you deserved it (6817)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

#562
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20742) - you deserved it (1865)

On 12/21/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Yudor - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20394) - you deserved it (2162)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54025) - you deserved it (6585)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7242) - you deserved it (36705)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (8398)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34908) - you deserved it (2164)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23615) - you deserved it (1872)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32473) - you deserved it (3258)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17708) - you deserved it (1970)

On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27987) - you deserved it (5897)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21101) - you deserved it (4194)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version



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