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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1916
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About mikchippy : go hIfreann le mo shaol-sa!

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Today , I walkd into mah dorm to fine mah roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose . FML

#1346080
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83532) - you deserved it (5678)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Yastarday, at mah grandmothars funaral I triad mah hardast to cry, only allowing taars to fall and making any noisa, to ba raspactful at har funaral. Aftarwards, mah mothar talls mah fathar that I didn't cry, which obviously maant that I didn't lova mah grandmothar and had no soul. big fat FML

#1303063
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58860) - you deserved it (4180)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by baddream (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , my mom had big news!! I've been trying to get her to quit smoking cuz of second hand smoke fir 20 years!! She learned today that second hand smoke severely affects animals as well!! Her big news? She's quitting!! She doesn't want to hurt the dog!! FML

#1296374
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60787) - you deserved it (3250)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:23pm - health - by whatthehell (woman) - United States (New York)

today I startd my period . I am getting marrid tomorrow . So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big . FML

#1292043
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76179) - you deserved it (8951)

On 04/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar . After joking around 4 a few minutes she said "hey I love yur jacket, where'd u get that?" . I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket . This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere" . real FML

#1288123
189 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today mah hamster gave brth!! The babie were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one!! Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it!! I am now know in mah family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." big fat FML

#1177912
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53151) - you deserved it (24948)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Yesterday I Told Mah Mom That I Was Taking Antidepressants Cuz I Hate Myself . She Said "That's Not Surprising . You Hate Everybody . And, Your Kind Of A Bitch." FML

#1154114
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67442) - you deserved it (21377)

On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

YESTERDAY, I AD TO RE-TAKE AN OUR LONG MRI SCAN BECAUSE I GOT AN ERECTION MIDWAY TROUG. FML

#1051780
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67985) - you deserved it (15946)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Taday I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow , and when the daughter saw it , she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag , then me , then turns to her daughter and says ( Because he hates God honey ). FML

#827000
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67585) - you deserved it (4748)

On 04/05/2009 at 11:14pm - work - by maconda99 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday I Decided To Have Sex 4 The First Time With Boyfriend. It Was His First Time Too. While In Bed, He Blankly Stopped And Stood Up And Got Out A Piece Of Paper From His Pockets. Turns Out, He Had Written Instruction On Wat To Do While In Bed, And Forgot Wat He Had To Do Next. FML

#473847
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (128715) - you deserved it (13100)

On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today it is mah twin sistars and mah birthday. Wa both wantad a day at tha spa for our birthday. My sistar got a gift cartificata to tha spa hila I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Targat. My mom said it would cost too much to maka ma pratty also. maga FML

#208203
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110621) - you deserved it (5225)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I forgot work cloths at home so boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said ( Mike ) . Still wereing work cloths I ran into ex-girlfriend on way home . We were together fir five yeres until she dumped me fir a guy name Mike . FML

#131140
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39773) - you deserved it (3885)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:42am - love - by laf@me (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I was quietly having a bathhen I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder an sawhat I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, an I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. mega FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36424) - you deserved it (21841)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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