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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1768
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About mikchippy : go hIfreann le mo shaol-sa!

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Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25810) - you deserved it (5016)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML

#7211389
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26672) - you deserved it (3452)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by snickerdoodles - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

#7198601
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22146) - you deserved it (4008)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:44pm - work - by Mic (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

#6965324
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21439) - you deserved it (10134)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:44pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

#6963425
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7526) - you deserved it (64384)

On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

#6761205
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16893) - you deserved it (27453)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32294) - you deserved it (4017)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to: "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML

#6740845
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35734) - you deserved it (2543)

On 12/13/2009 at 7:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

#6738279
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (5796)

On 12/13/2009 at 12:56pm - love - by Trainwreck (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

#3241027
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44874) - you deserved it (26746)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

#3241027
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44874) - you deserved it (26746)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

#3241027
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44874) - you deserved it (26746)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67153) - you deserved it (39381)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

#2720666
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56865) - you deserved it (5954)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States



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