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mikakarie
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 3754
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Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36212) - you deserved it (12614)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47564) - you deserved it (7345)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by sykotoaster (man) - United States

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38285) - you deserved it (2783)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that "Officer, I do not consent to any searches" means "Officer, please handcuff me, I am trying to be difficult" in cop speak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39465) - you deserved it (16960)

On 07/12/2009 at 4:59am - misc - by whatrights - United States (California)



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