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About miiapaige : ah, yes. hello there! you have reached the 'about you' about me! I do truly hope someone finds me interesting enough to stop by :). it would really make my day to have someone say hi.
well, here are a few facts about me and such.
•I'm mia. (like Mama Mia.)
•water polo season. :3
•being 17 is fun.
•Brazilian & other stuff.
•I'm pretty tall, so if we're going to have an issue about that then, kindly, gtfo.
•tattoos are amazing.
•Hanna is my best friend.
•hockey, bae. blackhawks are tooo good.
•I kinda really have an ugly sweater addiction.
•I have social anxiety, but I have a bucket list to change that! :D
also! ...in case you were wondering..
I won't be making a kik so please don't ask :)
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Today, while getting ready to welcome my first child into the world, my father in law decided to "help out" and threw out a bunch of papers I needed. Like my child's application for a health card, social insurance number, and my birth plan, as well as instructions from my doctor. FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I was giving a tour for parents who wanted to send their kids to our school. One of the parents had a kid on crutches with what appeared to be a broken leg, so I asked him how he broke it. He replied, "I was born like this." FML
Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML
Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
Today, I was studying for a final when I noticed all I had was a blue highlighter. I decided to drive to the store to get a yellow one. On the way there, I got $200 worth of traffic tickets for not stopping at a stop sign. I basically spent $200 because I prefer yellow highlighters over blue. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014