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miiapaige
  • Town/Country : Chicago, U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 300
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About miiapaige : ah, yes. hello there! you have reached the 'about you' about me! I do truly hope someone finds me interesting enough to stop by :). it would really make my day to have someone say hi.
well, here are a few facts about me and such.

•I'm mia. (like Mama Mia.)
•water polo season. :3
•being 17 is fun.
•Brazilian & other stuff.
•I'm pretty tall, so if we're going to have an issue about that then, kindly, gtfo.
•tattoos are amazing.
•Hanna is my best friend.
•hockey, bae. blackhawks are tooo good.
•I love cuddling under blankets with a bunch of pillows.
•drinking tea and reading is one of my favorite things to do on a rainy day.
•I kinda really have an ugly sweater addiction.
•tumblr fanatic.
•I have social anxiety, but I have a bucket list to change that! :D

also! ...in case you were wondering..
Tumblr: party-with-jews
Twitter: @m_paege
Instagram: _shasoul
Snapchat: mia.paege
I won't be making a kik so please don't ask :)

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Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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On 02/28/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by loserr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while getting ready to welcome my first child into the world, my father in law decided to "help out" and threw out a bunch of papers I needed. Like my child's application for a health card, social insurance number, and my birth plan, as well as instructions from my doctor. FML

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On 08/16/2013 at 11:21am - misc - by momma - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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On 08/08/2013 at 12:09am - kids - by NextAmericanIdol? - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was giving a tour for parents who wanted to send their kids to our school. One of the parents had a kid on crutches with what appeared to be a broken leg, so I asked him how he broke it. He replied, "I was born like this." FML

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On 12/09/2010 at 8:59pm - misc - by kayin - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML

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On 06/21/2009 at 6:10pm - kids - by loli-conned (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was studying for a final when I noticed all I had was a blue highlighter. I decided to drive to the store to get a yellow one. On the way there, I got $200 worth of traffic tickets for not stopping at a stop sign. I basically spent $200 because I prefer yellow highlighters over blue. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:09pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Ohio)



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