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About miiapaige : •I'm mia.
•Basketball is my life.
•17 years of a pretty damn great life.
•I'm pretty tall so if you don't like tall girls then whatever.
•I've got a thing for tatts.
•Hanna is my best friend.
•Musical interests include Deadmau5, The Orwells, Wax and Dumbfoundead, The White Stripes, Mumford & Sons, The Strokes, and The Neighbourhood.
•hockey fan. Hawks are tooo good.
•I kinda have an ugly sweater addiction.
•Hookah is my activity.
•I'm not good at starting conversations, or even talking a lot, but that doesn't mean I'm not nice.
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Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
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Friday 7 March 2014