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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 540
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About migueljm5 : I am better than you.

Feel free to message me. I'm bored af

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migueljm5's favorite FMLs

Today , At Te Movies , Some Asswipe Kept Trowing Candy At Me. After 20 Minutes Of It , I Got Up And Went Over To Get Im To Stop. Good News: Is Balls Vanised Faster Tan A Politician's Spine Immediately After Bieng Elected. Bad News: I Got Kicked Out For ( Starting A Disturbance ). FML

#20952633
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36967) - you deserved it (3384)

On 11/10/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by fuck you, bitchcake (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, ma boyfriand laft ma for anotar grl. My dad's raaction to ta naws and ma taars was to say, ( Aww. Gonna writa a song about it, Taylor Swift? ) FML

#20942725
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53529) - you deserved it (7800)

On 11/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, a customer calld me ( cink eyes ), ( dog eater ), ( bloody Cinese communist ) an ( cing cong. ) I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54103) - you deserved it (3428)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, Te Person I've Been Trying So Ard To Get Wit Wrote Me A Beautiful Poem Tat Almost Everyone At Scool Saw An Liked!! It Was About Ow We'd Never Be Togeter!! FML

#20904440
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45239) - you deserved it (3924)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today I Walked Into Te Kitcen To Fine Ma Daugter Trying To Cut Er Wrist Wit A Plastic Spoon. Wen I Asked Er Wy Se Said Er Friend Lucy Did Tat So Er Parents Would Buy Er Pretty Tings. My Daugter And Lucy Are Bot Four Years Old. FML

#20902425
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46173) - you deserved it (3420)

On 09/30/2013 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63570) - you deserved it (26415)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family!! When I got back home , I found the garage door had been completely demolishd!! My uncontrollably drunk dad blamd me!! I don't even drive!! fat FML

#20782183
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43310) - you deserved it (2491)

On 07/14/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by nice one - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was sopping wit ma girlfriend,en a girl cummed out of nowere, looool screaming at me for ceating on er, and saying se was dumping me. I've never seen er before, and se was almost grinning during er little act, but ma girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

#20779978
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65933) - you deserved it (3844)

On 07/13/2013 at 1:33pm - love - by fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the guy I lyk askd me what he should do fir the girl he has a crush on . I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels . Later that day mah doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers . He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?"

#20778979
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65645) - you deserved it (4904)

On 07/13/2013 at 12:22am - love - by Stacy (woman) - United States

2day I cummed ome at 1am to find ma mom sitting on ma couc , ranting about ow I'm not supposed to stay up tis late. I'm 26 and I don't know ow se got into ma ouse. fat FML

#20775513
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60027) - you deserved it (3743)

On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States

2day On Mah First Day At Mah New Job Delivering Pizzas, I Got Bit By A Guy Dressed As Dracula. Real FML

#20750993
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41198) - you deserved it (2968)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

I witnessd an elderly lady getting muggd!! I ran over to the guy mugging her an offerd him the money in my wallet in return 4 him leaving her alone!! The old lady snatchd my money an ran away with the mugger!! What the hell just happend? FML

#20733745
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54670) - you deserved it (8966)

On 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm - money - by No money, mo' problems - United States

YESTERDAY I PROPOSED TO MY GRLFRIEND. SHE DIDN'T SAY NO, SHE DIDN'T FAINT, AND SHE DIDN'T CRY. SHE JUST STARED AT ME BLANKLY AND SAID, "BUT... WHY...?" FML

#20566302
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43916) - you deserved it (3692) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/29/2013 at 9:29pm - love - by Badam - France (Aquitaine)

yesterday I got taserd by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

#19576269
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28217) - you deserved it (2096)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (9721)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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