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by Anonymous / 05/16/2012 at 12:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
by Hannah / 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
by Jesska / 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
by IB6UB9 / 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm / United States / Love
by scaredtosleep / 09/24/2009 at 5:50am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2009 at 12:20am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML
by CastAway / 05/23/2009 at 8:16pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by jajaja / 03/01/2009 at 2:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous