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midwestgirl89

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  • Number of visits : 159
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About midwestgirl89 : Fun loving, hard working, California girl now in the Midwest

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midwestgirl89's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30449) - you deserved it (3545)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9739) - you deserved it (31592)

On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)



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