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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 December 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2232
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About midnightlime : Hey, I'm one of those really-different-people-you'll-meet-like-once-in-your-life-time-in-the-world type of girl and well... I'm sure no one would admit to, but we all like to Rant some how or some way. Since This site is totally cool with that, I'll be Posting here every chance i get. Oh! I like Music, Food and Clothes. I quit my sport 'cause i got into smoking.FML and well... I'm all for artsy stuff.
I play the guitar
and hate my philosophy teacher.
...and uhh currently trying to find the silver lining that everyone keeps talking about.
so... there

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50809) - you deserved it (7690)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38799) - you deserved it (6061)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36198) - you deserved it (13961)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by hatethatiloveyou (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (67365) - you deserved it (2993)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by nycgirl424 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38758) - you deserved it (15070)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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