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by JB / 09/09/2012 at 4:34am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 10:20am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by thankshun13 / 09/06/2012 at 10:45pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by steve / 09/05/2012 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML
by hooligyn123 / 09/04/2012 at 4:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by gmac0417 / 09/01/2012 at 2:02am / United States / Love
by MsConfusedd / 09/01/2012 at 12:30am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
by kvdfan / 08/27/2012 at 8:57am / United States / Love
by wtf / 08/26/2012 at 1:03am / New Zealand (Southland) / Love
by sneaky1324 / 08/18/2012 at 3:49am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/17/2012 at 9:31am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 9:17am / United States / Love
Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
by deepblue / 01/23/2011 at 9:06pm / United States (New York) / Money
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…