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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22048) - you deserved it (4330)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML

#20062989
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24495) - you deserved it (4983)

On 09/08/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML

#20061168
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24827) - you deserved it (3569)

On 09/06/2012 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by thankshun13 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML

#20060753
141 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
155 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML

#20057050
108 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 4:53am - misc - by hooligyn123 - United States

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

#20051914
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23927) - you deserved it (2657)

On 09/01/2012 at 2:02am - love - by gmac0417 - United States

Today, I learned that my 76 year old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

#20051798
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20601) - you deserved it (1610)

On 09/01/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by MsConfusedd - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML

#20044244
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22865) - you deserved it (2960)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

#20042043
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29007) - you deserved it (1987)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

#20027750
157 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by sneaky1324 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML

#20026176
136 comments

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On 08/17/2012 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

#17794550
108 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

#14690774
89 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by deepblue (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39979) - you deserved it (26526) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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