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Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

#8546580
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28379) - you deserved it (2198)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML

#8439216
178 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML

#8268045
133 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by adam - United States (Illinois)

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
125 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331
214 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
298 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

#7897076
114 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

#7848040
113 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 3:10pm - misc - by adam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

#7467254
126 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

#7459742
111 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
336 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML

#7420452
79 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:04pm - kids - by Brotherssuckkk - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?" FML

#7335788
147 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?" FML

#7335788
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On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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