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Today, I met mah father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

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On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking wen I orgasm. FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , I WENT TO THE MALL WITH MAH DAUGHTER!! SHE ASKED ME IF SHE COULD GO SEE SANTA , SO I SAID YES!! SHE MADE ME SIT ON HIS LAP WITH HER , AND THAT'S WHEN I FELT SOMETHING ON MAH BUM!! LET'S JUST SAY SANTA HAD A PRESENT FIR ME!! FML

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On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to mah car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle fir dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

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On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States

TODAY, MY 21 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND ASKED ME WHAT FOREPLAY IS.

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On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was messing around on mah laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it cummed time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on mah computer screen. FML

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On 12/12/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by dumbass1991 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmd, my leg flew out and I accidentally kickd him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. mega FML

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On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States

TODAY..!! MAH BOYFRIEND CONFESSED THAT HE FELT SO INSECURE HE SUBMERGED MAH $80 VIBRATOR IN WATER TO ELIMINATE THE COMPETITION!! FML

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On 11/27/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My grlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retractd high-five. Then I panickd, cuppd his fist and ran. FML

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On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex 4 the first time . He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious.. . my precious" in Gollum's voice . real FML

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On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, I was ambushd by a very angry beaver. FML

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On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he was being fir halloween. He said ( Single ). FML

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On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, for my boyfriend's 19th brthday, I decidd to dress up as a sexy cat grl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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On 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by failed_catgirl (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today , I saw mah boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine , except he was saying "Nom nom nom , I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor.

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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