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TODAY , I WENT TO THE MALL WITH MAH DAUGHTER!! SHE ASKED ME IF SHE COULD GO SEE SANTA , SO I SAID YES!! SHE MADE ME SIT ON HIS LAP WITH HER , AND THAT'S WHEN I FELT SOMETHING ON MAH BUM!! LET'S JUST SAY SANTA HAD A PRESENT FIR ME!! FML
Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to mah car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle fir dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML
Today, I was messing around on mah laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it cummed time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on mah computer screen. FML
Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My grlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retractd high-five. Then I panickd, cuppd his fist and ran. FML
Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML
Friday 27 March 2015