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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

by losingstreak / 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

by Lady of Sorrows / 01/31/2009 at 3:26pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

by stanDman / 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

by Nicos / 12/25/2008 at 1:07am / Intimacy

Today, after a year together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. FML

by Mary / 11/21/2008 at 5:06am / Love