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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

#4206
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On 01/31/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Lady of Sorrows - United States (Indiana)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
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On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
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On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a year together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. FML

#354
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On 11/21/2008 at 5:06am - love - by Mary - Sent from mobile version



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