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Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18043) - you deserved it (52173)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:49pm - love - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18043) - you deserved it (52173)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:49pm - love - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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