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  • Number of visits : 12629
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About michellefleeger : How many ways can you say uglier than a herniated cow's ass?

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michellefleeger's favorite FMLs

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

by Sad / 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Money

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

by ugh / 04/28/2009 at 5:49pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

by ugh / 04/28/2009 at 5:49pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love