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michaelaranda

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1978
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About michaelaranda : Im Brian and im from the bay area. Message me if you want to.

I have no idea what the "fucks" button means, but im giving them to everyone now.

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michaelaranda's favorite FMLs

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray . The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray . She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw . FML

#20037445
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21800) - you deserved it (1627)

On 08/23/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

2day mah girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

#19811531
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18872) - you deserved it (2339)

On 06/19/2012 at 5:59am - misc - by Stu (man) - United States

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at workplace who has been sexually harassing me fir months, I got a phone call from boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

#18929517
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26923) - you deserved it (2253)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by jaycee (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend statd that we should play a gamehere one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture!! I thought it soundd fun so I said yes!! His frst question was, ( Do you shave your vagina? ) FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26809) - you deserved it (8615)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, it's my brthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner an near the end, he pulld out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excitd. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26977) - you deserved it (16371)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

TODAY, AFTER SPENDING TIME WIT MY DAUGTER AND PAINTING ER NAILS SE GIVES ME A UG AND SAYS, "MOMMY I LOVE YOU, BUT I LOVE DADDY MUC BETTER!" FML

#17190243
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33678) - you deserved it (4159)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm - kids - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I meanhenever I go in another room an shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try an break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

#15366508
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (6002)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was woken by the news that mah car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know mah car was missing. FML

#13498140
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26828) - you deserved it (2525)

On 10/18/2010 at 11:52am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today , while at mah friend's house , I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming , I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

#13419509
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7530) - you deserved it (40819)

On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I Got A Birtday Present From Ma Boyfriend's Mom. It Was ProActiv Acne Solution. He Tried To Make Me Feel Better By Explaining It's Because Se Wants To Be Able To Include Me In Family Pictures. FML

#6636501
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35928) - you deserved it (2999)

On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had a surprise brthday party thrown in my honor!! All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect!! Who threw the party 4 me? My ex-grlfriend who I dumped last week 4 "not bieng thoughtful enough." FML

#6333617
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7215) - you deserved it (51700)

On 11/16/2009 at 9:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I realized job is so boring that I spend most of time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

#5283267
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29661) - you deserved it (6185)

On 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I caught my littla brothar paaping at my friand gatting drassad in tha bathroom. Whan I askad himhat ha was doing ha said "I'm just doinghat Ray doas to youhila your in tha bathroom." Ray is my naw stap dad. FML

#3563535
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125695) - you deserved it (4613)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS COMING HOMA FROM A DATA, I SAW MY AX STANDING IN MY DRIVA-WAY!! HA HAD DUMPAD MA 2 MONTHS AGO SAYING HA COULDN'T TALK MA!! TO MAKA HIM JAALOUS, I MADA OUT WITH MY NAW GUY BAFORA GRAATING HIM!! TURNS OUT HA COULDN'T TALK TO MA BACAUSA HA HAD HAD CANCAR AND HAD BAAN AFRAID TO TALL MA!! FML

#3469762
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16733) - you deserved it (71302)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Foster_Em - United States (Ohio)



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