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michaelaranda

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1234
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About michaelaranda : Hey there. My name is Brian. I am 17 years old. I like soccer, football, baseball, and tennis. I enjoy reading, watching movies, and playing video games. Some of the books I've recently read include Winger, The Fault in our Stars, and Paper Towns. Some of the movies I've recently
watched include Ride Along, The Departed, The Lego Movie, and Grown Ups 2. The only games I play are League of Legends and Madden. I am from the Sf Bay Area. If you'd like to know me, send me a message. I enjoy making new friends.


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Btw, some people have asked me if I am Michael Aranda this guy on YouTube. Just to clarify, I am not. I dont even watch his videos, when I was creating this account, my friend made this my name because she liked Michael's videos. If you know how to change names, please tell me.

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That's all I'm going to say, so go stalk someone else you creepy weirdos. XD ;)

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michaelaranda's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (263892) - you deserved it (48298)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (478304) - you deserved it (45935)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML

#197849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18817) - you deserved it (46703)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by brows (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (333125) - you deserved it (28783)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (333125) - you deserved it (28783)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1156365) - you deserved it (115880)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (254759) - you deserved it (59879)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (263307) - you deserved it (59684)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
745 comments

I agree, your life sucks (776167) - you deserved it (82761)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (281791) - you deserved it (51894)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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