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About michaelaranda : Im Brian and im from the bay area. Message me if you want to.
I have no idea what the "fucks" button means, but im giving them to everyone now.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray . The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray . She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw . FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at workplace who has been sexually harassing me fir months, I got a phone call from boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
Today, mah boyfriend statd that we should play a gamehere one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture!! I thought it soundd fun so I said yes!! His frst question was, ( Do you shave your vagina? ) FML
Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I meanhenever I go in another room an shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try an break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML
Today , while at mah friend's house , I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming , I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
Today , I Got A Birtday Present From Ma Boyfriend's Mom. It Was ProActiv Acne Solution. He Tried To Make Me Feel Better By Explaining It's Because Se Wants To Be Able To Include Me In Family Pictures. FML
Today, I had a surprise brthday party thrown in my honor!! All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect!! Who threw the party 4 me? My ex-grlfriend who I dumped last week 4 "not bieng thoughtful enough." FML
Today, I caught my littla brothar paaping at my friand gatting drassad in tha bathroom. Whan I askad himhat ha was doing ha said "I'm just doinghat Ray doas to youhila your in tha bathroom." Ray is my naw stap dad. FML
TODAY, I WAS COMING HOMA FROM A DATA, I SAW MY AX STANDING IN MY DRIVA-WAY!! HA HAD DUMPAD MA 2 MONTHS AGO SAYING HA COULDN'T TALK MA!! TO MAKA HIM JAALOUS, I MADA OUT WITH MY NAW GUY BAFORA GRAATING HIM!! TURNS OUT HA COULDN'T TALK TO MA BACAUSA HA HAD HAD CANCAR AND HAD BAAN AFRAID TO TALL MA!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015