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  • Town/Country : San Francisco, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2931
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About michaelaranda : Im Brian and im from the bay area. Message me if you want to.

Also, if i landed on your profile, i pressed the "fucks" button, regardless of who you are.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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michaelaranda's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27533) - you deserved it (3923)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:00am - intimacy - by battle1 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up and texted my girlfriend, "Good morning" like I do everyday. She responded with, "I'm dating somebody else". FML

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25501) - you deserved it (2704)

On 07/11/2015 at 1:20pm - misc - by whymomwhy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML

Today, my dog brought me a a dead rabbit. It so happened to be the rabbit a group of neighborhood kids were looking for after they lost it yesterday. I just had to hide a body for my dog. FML

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28708) - you deserved it (2622)

On 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by Julianapilikusplatosophophes (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I received a break-up text while in a cramped car with my whole family. I had to choke back tears as we got stuck in traffic with the radio playing one love song after another. FML

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25615) - you deserved it (5034)

On 07/09/2015 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25652) - you deserved it (2179)

On 07/09/2015 at 12:51pm - love - by dollfacee - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30127) - you deserved it (2780)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:59pm - kids - by BlazefireSaber (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28397) - you deserved it (2356)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25045) - you deserved it (4329)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36659) - you deserved it (2278)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33473) - you deserved it (1982)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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