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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1243
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About michaelaranda : Hey there. My name is Brian. I am 17 years old. I like soccer, football, baseball, and tennis. I enjoy reading, watching movies, and playing video games. Some of the books I've recently read include Winger, The Fault in our Stars, and Paper Towns. Some of the movies I've recently
watched include Ride Along, The Departed, The Lego Movie, and Grown Ups 2. The only games I play are League of Legends and Madden. I am from the Sf Bay Area. If you'd like to know me, send me a message. I enjoy making new friends.


Btw, some people have asked me if I am Michael Aranda this guy on YouTube. Just to clarify, I am not. I dont even watch his videos, when I was creating this account, my friend made this my name because she liked Michael's videos. If you know how to change names, please tell me.


That's all I'm going to say, so go stalk someone else you creepy weirdos. XD ;)

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML


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On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML


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On 04/01/2009 at 1:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML


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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML


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On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML


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On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

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