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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1227
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About michaelaranda : Hey there. My name is Brian. I am 17 years old. I like soccer, football, baseball, and tennis. I enjoy reading, watching movies, and playing video games. Some of the books I've recently read include Winger, The Fault in our Stars, and Paper Towns. Some of the movies I've recently
watched include Ride Along, The Departed, The Lego Movie, and Grown Ups 2. The only games I play are League of Legends and Madden. I am from the Sf Bay Area. If you'd like to know me, send me a message. I enjoy making new friends.


Btw, some people have asked me if I am Michael Aranda this guy on YouTube. Just to clarify, I am not. I dont even watch his videos, when I was creating this account, my friend made this my name because she liked Michael's videos. If you know how to change names, please tell me.


That's all I'm going to say, so go stalk someone else you creepy weirdos. XD ;)

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Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28485) - you deserved it (5992)

On 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (63014) - you deserved it (16009)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (124554) - you deserved it (4584)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16600) - you deserved it (70980)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Foster_Em - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54047) - you deserved it (2798)

On 06/24/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (272940) - you deserved it (144964)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (358566) - you deserved it (17964)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (425910) - you deserved it (59695)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (269794) - you deserved it (17575)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (479317) - you deserved it (29244)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (702080) - you deserved it (55965)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (350555) - you deserved it (38690)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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