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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1239
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About michaelaranda : Hey there. My name is Brian. I am 17 years old. I like soccer, football, baseball, and tennis. I enjoy reading, watching movies, and playing video games. Some of the books I've recently read include Winger, The Fault in our Stars, and Paper Towns. Some of the movies I've recently
watched include Ride Along, The Departed, The Lego Movie, and Grown Ups 2. The only games I play are League of Legends and Madden. I am from the Sf Bay Area. If you'd like to know me, send me a message. I enjoy making new friends.


Btw, some people have asked me if I am Michael Aranda this guy on YouTube. Just to clarify, I am not. I dont even watch his videos, when I was creating this account, my friend made this my name because she liked Michael's videos. If you know how to change names, please tell me.


That's all I'm going to say, so go stalk someone else you creepy weirdos. XD ;)

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Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML


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On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML


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On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML


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On 02/12/2013 at 4:50pm - animals - by Doggotmytongue - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML

Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML


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On 08/23/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML


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On 06/19/2012 at 5:59am - misc - by Stu (man) - United States

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML


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On 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by jaycee (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML


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On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML


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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm - kids - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML


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On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML


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On 10/18/2010 at 11:52am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML


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On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML


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On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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