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  • Town/Country : San Francisco, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2757
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About michaelaranda : Im Brian and im from the bay area. Message me if you want to.

Also, if i landed on your profile, i pressed the "fucks" button, regardless of who you are.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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michaelaranda's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my niece to the zoo. She was crying so I pointed out the chimpanzee to distract her. At the same time, he sat down and began to jack off. My niece won't stop making the same motion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18516) - you deserved it (1582)

On 10/06/2015 at 4:42pm - kids - by elcee1987 - United States (California)

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (24772) - you deserved it (1615)

On 09/14/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by meunluckycharms - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25466) - you deserved it (1778)

On 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm - love - by Angie - United States (California)

Today, I found a folder on my boyfriend's computer called "Facebook". It turned out to be a collection of thousands of photos from his female friends' accounts. It was all sorted into folders like "Big Tits", "Blonde", "Cameltoe", "Feet", and "Jailbait". FML


I agree, your life sucks (24699) - you deserved it (2617)

On 09/11/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by WTF (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23872) - you deserved it (1607)

On 09/07/2015 at 5:20pm - money - by sadsadboy - Peru

Today, my neighbor pointed to me and said to his best friend, "This motherfucker still lives with his mama. That's why he can't get no pussy." I'm thirty. My neighbor is eleven, and correct. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23283) - you deserved it (6321)

On 09/06/2015 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I started my new job. The first thing my coworkers asked me is what football team I like. When I told them I didn't really like sports, they immediately stopped talking to me and haven't since, even when I ask them work-related questions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21992) - you deserved it (2396)

On 09/06/2015 at 8:46am - work - by NotASportsGuy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23496) - you deserved it (1969)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:46pm - love - by NocturnalFox (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21430) - you deserved it (1928)

On 08/24/2015 at 5:56pm - love - by wellthen - United States

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML


Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25902) - you deserved it (2393)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25473) - you deserved it (3790)

On 08/20/2015 at 8:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17154) - you deserved it (35552)

On 08/17/2015 at 4:33am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML

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