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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 September 1981 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 280
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML

#19732983
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37202) - you deserved it (2164)

On 06/04/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML

#19595886
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I agree, your life sucks (24738) - you deserved it (2122)

On 05/09/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by aligator1009 - United States

Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML

#19545026
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26512) - you deserved it (2909)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

#18932795
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (2115)

On 01/28/2012 at 10:46am - animals - by tannarox - United States (California)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

#18005500
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29868) - you deserved it (3183)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by STIdiot (woman) - United States (California)



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