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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 November 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 619
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mhopper : I only go on this for a good laugh at the fml's and the commenters arguing with one another.

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mhopper's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34945) - you deserved it (8712)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34945) - you deserved it (8712)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25688) - you deserved it (1975)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML

#18830961
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29069) - you deserved it (5770)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

#18460733
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21172) - you deserved it (29079)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada



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