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mhopper
  • Town/Country : Quahog, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 November 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mhopper : I only go on this for a good laugh at the fml's and the commenters arguing with one another.

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

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278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26622) - you deserved it (6229)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26622) - you deserved it (6229)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20775) - you deserved it (1434)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23443) - you deserved it (719)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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136 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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446 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (460697) - you deserved it (572362)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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