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mhc91

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  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mhc91 : I play hockey and I'm from Canada

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mhc91's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML

#21207207
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46402) - you deserved it (16439)

On 07/12/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by Workhorse - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

#20827542
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64878) - you deserved it (4839)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, I had my first game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet, so they gave me a regular one which didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it and told my coach, but he said I would be fine. I then took a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41865) - you deserved it (4568)

On 04/04/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

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Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28799) - you deserved it (6241)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:05am - love - by Stolemylady - Australia

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

#19710621
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19795) - you deserved it (41094)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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