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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1736
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mgsoloist : Hey, I'm Nicole (Nikki is cool too). The birthday I have listed isn't my actual birthday, but I am 17. I love my horse, cheerleading, traveling, music, and a lot of other stuff. Random facts: I'm bi, I love puzzles, I like skateboarding but I'm incredibly bad at it, I love sailing, I used to live on a sailboat, I have 2 pet rabbits, I'm a marching band nerd, and I want to be either a marine or in the airforce. Message me anytime!
Oh and if you see I creeped on your profile, I probably am not creeping, I probably just found your picture entertaining in a way. Or I was creeping...

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Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML


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