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About mgrazi99 : Biochemical student and D1 tennis player. I tend to be a lurker on the site but that's okay because most people are. Probably won't answer a private message just because I won't, unless maybe you try to talk about one of my favorite shows. I'm a sucker for Netflix that way.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML
Today, after months of job hunting, I started a new job in a deli. I've been a vegetarian since I was 13, but it was the only job I could find. Turns out, I'm allergic to the preservatives they use, as my fingers now resemble sausages. Guess it's time to start job hunting again. FML
Friday 5 February 2016