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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mgrazi99 : Biochemical student and D1 tennis player. I tend to be a lurker on the site but that's okay because most people are. Probably won't answer a private message just because I won't, unless maybe you try to talk about one of my favorite shows. I'm a sucker for Netflix that way.

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Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML


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On 12/16/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by thankssomuch - United States (Maine)

Today, after months of job hunting, I started a new job in a deli. I've been a vegetarian since I was 13, but it was the only job I could find. Turns out, I'm allergic to the preservatives they use, as my fingers now resemble sausages. Guess it's time to start job hunting again. FML

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