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Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
- Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like… Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday.… Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched…
- Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today,I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday is buying my best friend a… Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I…