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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 January 1989 (26 years)
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Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8443) - you deserved it (38118)

On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50237) - you deserved it (36999)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (103313) - you deserved it (15120)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



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