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mgodson07
  • Town/Country : Austin and/or Sugar Land, TX, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 January 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of comments : 15
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Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27804) - you deserved it (2469)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

#570
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I agree, your life sucks (7147) - you deserved it (34286)

On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



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